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yeah i’ll call you right back lemme just line up these cacti from smallest to largest real quick. love you
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u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”
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some butch looks
- i haven’t worn anything but this hoodie in 234 days
- all jean outfit (or, joutfit)
- somebody’s step dad at like, chili’s
- forest lesbian. you know.
feel free to add more
- 50′s greaser complete with motercycle
- business twink
- beach grandpa
- jeff goldblum
- folk singer who plays banjo and is also a vampire
- swashbuckling knave
- hipster barista in a beanie that everyone has had a crush on probably
- dapper necromancer
- twenties jazz club singer (with top hat)
- mysterious figure in the corner of a cafe on a rainy day with their hat brim pulled low and a cold, half-finished cup of coffee sitting on the table in front of them, forgotten
- surfer dūd
- victorian gardener in worn coveralls
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I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly
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Anonymous asked:
why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.
realisenothing Answer:
I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!